What could be more wicked than the specter of woke ideology dictating the way medical care is administered? Postmodern critical theory has oozed into the field of medicine, and its influence is already evident: the CDC now uses the term ‘pregnant people,’ and Tech has introduced the pregnant man emoji! This is far from trivial. If the prevailing wokeness that embraces population control and blind obedience is allowed to flourish, it portends a dark future as it relates to how your doctor cares for you and your family. Mike Slater investigates the origins and cures for this pernicious prescription.