WANDERING JOE: Senile Biden Shuffles Around a Detroit Restaurant as Staffers Panic

A visibly confused Joe Biden wandered aimlessly around a restaurant in Detroit Thursday while scared members of his staff tried to coral the President back to his chair.

“Ashper-yee I wush runner-up state championship football scoring when I wish a kay… I coulda been All-American!” mumbled Biden.

The President later asked a random man sitting inside a restaurant to “not jump.”