THAT’S NOT A THING: Senile Joe Says He Nearly Won the ‘State Scoring Championship’ in 1960

CHARLOTTESVILLE MOMENT: Angry Biden Says Pro-Hamas Anti-Semites ‘Have a Point!’

Joe Biden’s downward spiral continued in Chicago this week when he asserted that pro-Hamas antisemites “have a point.”

DEMENTIA PRESIDENT: ‘We Have a Thousand Trillion Billionaires in America’

Joe Biden spiraled out of control during his midnight address where he asserted there are a “thousand trillion billionaires” in America. In reality, there are 700 billionaires in the United States.

SUNDOWN JOE: Senile Biden Says Women Have No ‘Electrical Power’ in America

Struggling Joe Biden baffled thousands of Democrats at the DNC in Chicago Monday night when he bizarrely asserted that women have no “electrical power” in the United States. “Women are now without electrical, not, now-withow, eschuze-me… Now without electrical, electoral…”

JOE SPIRALS: Confused Biden Says He Will ‘Check With His Mom’ for Policy Advice

Lame-duck Joe Biden continued to spiral out of control this week when he told reporters he will “check with his mom” before appointing more ambassadors. She died in 2010.

DEMENTIA BIDEN: Old Joe Says Delaware Was a Slave State in 1970

Declining Joe Biden bizarrely asserted that his home state of Delaware allowed slavery when he went into politics back in 1970. “I got involved in politics, because my state, to its great shame, was a slave state. And uh, uh, I ran to change the nature of the parties,” mumbled Biden.