COOKED JOE: Senile Biden Rambles About ‘Extra Fingers,’ asks ‘What Do I Do Now?’

Struggling Joe Biden emerged from the basement Thursday when he welcomed athletes to the White House at a completely incoherent press conference.

“He’s gon-need another finger… Or else yuh-got put the fifth wih-rih-ring on hisfth-umb… I mean, how you do that man?” asked Biden. “What do I do now?”